As you walk down the fairway of life you must smell the roses, for you only get to play one round.
If you can't outplay them, outwork them.
Golf is not a game of good shots. It's a game of bad shots.
The only thing a golfer needs is more daylight.
Placing the ball in the right position for the next shot is eighty percent of winning golf.
If we could have just screwed another head on his shoulders, he would have been the greatest golfer who ever lived.
There is no similarity between golf and putting; they are two different games, one played in the air, and the other on the ground.
Shoot a lower score than everybody else.
Relax? How can anybody relax and play golf? You have to grip the club, don't you?
Why that would be like challenging Bing Crosby to a singing contest,wouldn't it
