Jesus teaches us to forgive and I've got to trust him on that one.
I didn't find Jesus. He's been there the whole time.
My version, of course, is not this flag-waving, let's all get on the Jesus train and ride out of hell. I'm not that kind of guy. It's an embrace that life is good, worth living and yeah, it's not easy, but there are more pluses than minuses.
If I had spent fourteen months in a small room with Jesus, I'd want to fist fight with him.
Personally, I think Jesus would like better bands.