[On journalists:] They are the scavengers of society who, possessing no guts of their own, tear out the guts of celebrities. They have the sycophantic, false enthusing gush of maiden aunts: who are accustomed to being trampled on doormats.
[On journalists:] They are as disruptive a menace to the public body: as grating turds in the intestines are to the private body.