The Yankees don't pay me to win every day, just two out of three.
I don't know if he throws a spitball but he sure spits on the ball.
Nobody ever had too many of them (pitchers).
If you're playing baseball and thinking about managing, you're crazy. You'd be better off thinking about being an owner.
All I ask is that you bust your heiny on that field.
I'm mad at him, too, for being out late. But I'm not mad enough to take a chance on losing a ball game and possibly the pennant.
(Rogers) Hornsby could run like anything but not like this kid. (Ty) Cobb was the fastest I ever saw for being sensational on the bases.
He's a smart-assed kid who's always sassin' people and gettin' away with it.
I got players with bad watches - they can't tell midnight from noon.
It's high time something was done for the pitchers. They put up the stands and take down fences to make more home runs and plague the pitchers. Let them revive the spitter and help the pitchers make a living.
We're in such a slump that even the ones that are drinkin' aren't hittin'.
Even my players aren't players.
Been in this game one-hundred years, but I see new ways to lose 'em I never knew existed before.
Some of you fellers are getting 'Whiskey Slick.'
Baseball is very big at the present time. This makes me think baseball will live longer than Casey Stengel or anybody else.
You can't get into the Hall of Fame unless you limp.
Wake up muscles we're in New York now.
The trouble with women umpires is that I couldn't argue with one. I'd put my arms around her and give her a little kiss.
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