Whiskey Quotes

Stop your nonsense and drink your whiskey!

I learned you can't drink whiskey and play golf.

I get whiskey bent and hell bound.

Ninety percent I'll spend on good times, women and Irish Whiskey. The other ten percent I'll probably waste.

But to hear Kennedy when he was grandstanding in front of the McClellan Committee you might have thought I was making as much out of the pension fund as the Kennedys made out of selling whiskey.

Drown in a cold vat of whiskey? Death, where is thy sting?

There is no bad whiskey. There are only some whiskeys that aren't as good as others.

Whiskey and beer are all right in their place, but their place is in hell.

It is true that whisky improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it.

Whiskey will always be a part of my life.

God created whiskey to keep the Irish from taking over the world.

We sat around and I fed them barbecue and whiskey. And pretty soon everyone started to compete with each other on the guitars. It seemed the more everyone drank and ate, the more everyone got into it.

Keep close count of your nickels and dimes, stay away from whiskey, and never concede a putt.

I've been on the whisky diet - I've already lost three days!

You can handle just about anything that comes at you out on the road with a believable grin, common sense and whiskey.

We make our own whiskey and our own smoke, too. Ain't too many things these ole boys can't do.

Congress allows lemonade to the members and has it charged under the head of stationery-I move also that whiskey be allowed under the item of fuel.

When life hands you lemons, make whisky sours.

There is no such thing as a bad whisky. Some whiskies just happen to be better than others.

Jazz was born out of the whiskey bottle, was raised on marijiana, and will expire on cocaine.

Whiskey has killed more men than bullets, but most men would rather be full of whiskey than bullets.

He had a habit of remarking to bartenders that he didn't see any sense in mixing whiskey with water since the whiskey was already wet.

I'm not very geeky. I'm quite homespun. I would say I'm more modern rustic than gadget-orientated. I like woollen things and log fires and whiskey

I like my whisky old and my women young.

Great fury, like great whisky, requires long fermentation.