AWWW ON THE MAIL. The mail man delivers, once again!
Sometimes you need to be awkward to beat awkwardness
I'd like to thank ma da (dad)... my mum for doin' aw ma washin'
Naw, it's like ants up there, man. Like ants that sound like lions!
I'm not a big drinker. I don't really drink at all. But my dad and his pals will want to have a good swally because their nerves will be in some state, man!
I couldn't believe, I felt as if, like I said, I was going to drap deed y'knaw't a mean?
Say that again, Commonwealth whit? (translation: what?) I'm no used tae hearing that.
That'd be good. That'd be a right good laugh, man. Ye cannae catch me shuttin' up, man
