Christopher Moore Quotes about Giving

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Normally if I met a guy who was unemployed and illiterate who hadn't bathed in a couple of weeks, I'd be standing in a puddle with excitement, but I'm sort of in a bad mood tonight, so take this bag and give me the

Normally if I met a guy who was unemployed and illiterate who hadn't bathed in a couple of weeks, I'd be standing in a puddle with excitement, but I'm sort of in a bad mood tonight, so take this bag and give me the fu**ing paper before I pop your head like a zit. He said, you're a lesbian, aren't you?

Christopher Moore

Couple, Giving, Guy

The value of the work we do is the value we give to it.

Christopher Moore

Giving, Values

“ Movies The fine art of copying a canvas 'The Thomas Crown Affair': Stealing from the masters” by Jamie Allen, www.cnn.com. August 19, 1999.

Perhaps there is a reason that there is no fool piece on the chessboard. What action, a fool? What strategy, a fool? What use, a fool? Ah, but a fool resides in a deck of cards, a joker, sometimes two. Of no worth, of course. No real purpose. The appearance of a trump, but none of the power: Simply an instrument of chance. Only a dealer may give value to the joker.

Christopher Moore

Real, Two, Giving

Christopher Moore (2010). “Fool”, p.64, Hachette UK