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Ever since college, I make friends. They get married. I lose friends.

Ever since college, I make friends. They get married. I lose friends.

Chuck Palahniuk
Single, College, Married
Chuck Palahniuk (2011). “Fight Club”, p.62, Random House

College is like a fountain of knowledge - and the students are there to drink

Chuck Palahniuk
College, Students, Drink

But if you tell folks you're a college student, folks are so impressed. You can be a student in anything and not have to know anything. Just say toxicology or marine biokinesis, and the person you're talking to will change the subject to himself. If this doesn't work, mention the neural synapses of embryonic pigeons.

Chuck Palahniuk
Marine, College, Talking

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