When a naked man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross.
President Obama is the greatest hoax ever perpetrated on the American people.
These people who are making a big deal out of gay marriage? I don't give a fuck about who wants to get married to anybody else! Why not?! We're making a big deal out of things we shouldn't be making a deal out of. hey go on and on with all this bullshit about "sanctity"—don't give me that sanctity crap! Just give everybody the chance to have the life they want.
Being comfortable is over-rated.
I never considered myself a cowboy, because I wasn`t. But I guess when I got into cowboy gear I looked enough like one to convince people that I was.
Instead of calling everybody names, start being more understanding.
When you hang a man, you better look at him.
When you're young, you're very reckless. Then you get conservative. Then you get reckless again.
I'm trying to preach the idea that if we don't pay attention to history we're destined to repeat it.
I always liked characters that were more grounded in reality.
I've got to learn French because I've been going there for years and still, the only words I know are the swear words.
I mean, I've always been a libertarian. Leave everybody alone. Let everybody else do what they want. Just stay out of everybody else's hair.
You see, in this world, there's two kinds of people, my friend - those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig.
I'm a great supporter of transcendental meditation. I've been using it for almost 40 years now - and I think it's a great tool for anyone to have, to be able to utilize as a tool for stress. Stress, of course, comes with almost every business. I think there are enough studies out there that show that TM is something that could benefit anybody. It's a great system to use. Otherwise, why would I've been doing it for all these years, for almost half of my life?
I am sort of anti-hunting. I don't put down what anyone wants to do, but it seems to me that killing a creature for fun is not a progressive idea.
Overnight stardom can be harmful to your mental health. Yeah. It has ruined a lot of people.
There are a lot of conservative people, a lot of moderate people, Republicans, Democrats, in Hollywood. It is just that the conservative people by the nature of the word itself play closer to the vest. They do not go around hot dogging it.
Michael Moore and I actually have a lot in common. We both appreciate living in a country where there's free expression. But Michael, if you ever show up at my front door with a camera, I'll kill you. I mean it.
I'm more focused on making a scene seem real as opposed to perfect.
If you feel like you've got something to offer you should do it while the iron's hot.
Fate pulls you in different directions
I could be the driver - the Uber guy saying, "I used to be in films years ago... ."
I never expect anything. I am always amazed at why anybody goes to any movie or why anybody doesn't go to any movie. Any movie you make, you make it because you're hoping somebody wants to see it, but you never know.
There are two kinds of people in this world. 'I' people and 'we' people. I've always tried to be a 'we' person.
I'm anti - the pussy generation. Not to be confused with pussy.