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Coolio Quotes about Food

All Coolio Quotes Cooking Food quotes Inspirational Reality

Everything I cook tastes better than yo' momma's nipples.

Everything I cook tastes better than yo' momma's nipples.

Food, Cooking, Taste

Coolio (2009). “Cookin' with Coolio: 5 Star Meals at a 1 Star Price”, p.15, Simon and Schuster

Hell, when I was growing up, I could make a meal out of a package of Top Ramen and a bottle of Windex.

Growing Up, Food, Cooking

Coolio (2009). “Cookin' with Coolio: 5 Star Meals at a 1 Star Price”, p.9, Simon and Schuster

Seriously, if someone don't like this appetizer, you gotta grab they scruffy ass by the back of their neck and throw them out on the lawn. I can't help people like that.

Food, People, Cooking

On how to make an egg roll: "Roll it nice and tight like a blunt."

Nice, Food, Eggs

This dish ain't just called Karate Meat because it's got an Asian kick to it. It's called Karate Meat because it will beat you up like a pigeon in prison.

Food, Cooking, Meat

Coolio (2009). “Cookin' with Coolio: 5 Star Meals at a 1 Star Price”, p.96, Simon and Schuster

Leave the eggs to bathe for 15 minutes in the hot water like a sexy Swedish chick in a natural mineral sauna.

Sexy, Food, Eggs

Coolio (2009). “Cookin' with Coolio: 5 Star Meals at a 1 Star Price”, p.33, Simon and Schuster

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