Coolio Quotes

I used to walk to school with my nose buried in a book.

Life is too short to not have fun; we are only here for a short time compared to the sun and the moon and all that.

Gather up your pity and turn it to ambition.

Life is full of hardships, pimp slaps, and sorrow.

They say I need to learn, but nobody's here to teach me. If they don't understand, how can they reach me?

I can't live a normal life, I was raised by the streets.

Why are we so blind to see that the only ones we hurt are you and me?

We got to push to give, and one life to live.

Everything I cook tastes better than yo' momma's nipples.

Take some time and educate your mind, in the long run I'm sure you're fine.

I'd be a fool to surrender, when I know I can be a contender. And if everyone's a contender, then everyone could be a winner.

Slide slide slippity-slide When you're living in a city it's do or die

If you've got beef, then eat a porkchop

If knowledge is power and power is knowledge, then how so many idiots be graduating from college?

I'm 23 now, but will I live to see 24?

Forget about Batman, Superman, and the Power Rangers, cause I'll be your hero if you're ever in some danger.

I'm innocent. I've done nothing. I'm a nice guy.

As they croak, I see myself in the pistol smoke.

My name ain't Steve Miller, but I fly like an Eagle.

We live in a society created by an empire That's based on terror...welcome to the One World Era, A complete interruption to your lil' paltry-ass life, That you thought you was livin, and what you been given.

Hell, when I was growing up, I could make a meal out of a package of Top Ramen and a bottle of Windex.

Took flowers from a hearse, romanced a nurse. Put the girl asleep, then I went through her purse.

I'm as good as anybody out there lyrically and conceptually and can go toe to toe with the best of them throughout history.

Seriously, if someone don't like this appetizer, you gotta grab they scruffy ass by the back of their neck and throw them out on the lawn. I can't help people like that.

On how to make an egg roll: "Roll it nice and tight like a blunt."