Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you'd have preferred to talk.
Some of the world's greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible.
The reason people blame things on the previous generation is that there's only one other choice.
A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience.
The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball.
To err is human; to admit it, superhuman.
Establishing goals is all right if you don't let them deprive you of interesting detours.
A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows.
Few things are more satisfying than seeing your own children have teenagers of their own.