I'm working as hard as I can to get my life and my cash to run out at the same time. If I can just die after lunch Tuesday, everything would be perfect.
Hagen said that no-one remembers who finished second. But they still ask me if I ever think about that putt I missed to win the 1970 Open at St. Andrews. I tell them that some times it doesn't cross my mind for a full five minutes.
Golf is like a razor. You get just so sharp and then it begins to dull a little more the more you use it.
The trouble with golf is that you are only as good as your last putt.