A lot of people wouldn't feel miserable in this environment. A lot of people aren't dating my girlfriend.
Is it a bad sign when someone asks you about the person your dating and a tear falls from your eye as you leap into oncoming traffic?
Dating is great unless you don't like horrible awkwardness, lying, and a deep foreboding sense of disappointment that never goes away.
Dating a white girl is like dating a black girl if she were really passive-agressive.
You have the attention span of a large bug, and yet I don't feel good enough about myself to not date you.
