Ever notice that the whisper of temptation can be heard farther than the loudest call to duty.
He was so honest you could play craps with him over the phone.
Poise: the ability to be ill at ease inconspicuously.
Snow and adolescence are the only problems that disappear if you ignore them long enough.
Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break.
Feminists say 60 percent of the country's wealth is in the hands of women. They're letting men hold the other 40 percent because their handbags are full.
A bachelor is a guy who leans toward women - but not far enough to lose his balance.
The man who didn't want his wife to work has been succeeded by the man who asks about her chances of getting a raise.
Mathematics-a wonderful science, but it hasn't yet come up with a way to divide one tricycle between three small boys.
Nonchalance is the ability to remain down to earth when everything else is up in the air.
Middle Age - later than you think and sooner than you expect.
The fastest way for a politician to become an elder statesman is to lose an election.
Today's accent may be on youth, but the stress is still on the parents.
Home, nowadays, is a place where part of the family waits till the rest of the family brings the car back
A woman may race to get a man a gift but it always ends in a tie.
He's so snobbish he has an unlisted zip-code.
