I got Twitter identity theft.
I like my coffee light.
You don't realize how easy one is until you have two. Now I'm really a mom. Oh, I am a mom now! This is for serious — I am responsible for two people now.
Most men I know rely on women to do all the literal dirty work.
If I ever complain about yachting around the Mediterranean with Madonna, who I just idolized as a child, I should be slapped across the face.
Every once in a while I play a true idiot, and they're really fun to play.
