Retirement is wonderful. It's doing nothing without worrying about getting caught at it.
I enjoy waking up and not having to go to work. So I do it three or four times a day.
When you retire, you switch bosses - from the one who hired you to the one who married you.
Retirement: That's when you return from work one day and say, "Hi, Honey, I'm home - forever."
Retirement: It's nice to get out of the rat race, but you have to learn to get along with less cheese.
Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf.
I'm now as free as the breeze - with roughly the same income.
In my retirement I go for a short swim at least once or twice every day. It's either that or buy a new golf ball.
Hi, Honey, I'm home - forever.
