Ed Wood Quotes

This story's gonna grab people. It's about this guy, he's crazy about this girl, but he likes to wear dresses. Should he tell her? Should he not tell her? He's torn, Georgie. This is drama.

You're the ruler of the universe. Try to show a little taste!

One is always considered mad when one perfects something that others cannot grasp.

If I judged anybody I wouldn't have any friends.

Nobody will ever notice that. Filmmaking is not about the tiny details. It's about the big picture.

What do you know? Haven't you heard of suspension of disbelief?

We are going to finish this picture just the way I want it... because you cannot compromise an artist's vision.

No, I'm all man. I even fought in WWII. Of course, I was wearing women's undergarments under my uniform.

Home? I have no home. Hunted, despised, living like an animal. The jungle is my home. But I will show the world that I can be its master. I will perfect my own race of people, a race of atomic supermen, which will conquer the world.

In the afterlife you don't have to worry about looking for work.

The wind and the rain, gives this place a gleam that just isn't natural. And the ground, alive with crawling things, crawling death.

My girlfriend still doesn't know why her sweaters are always stretched out.

You know, it's an interesting think when you consider... The Earth people, who can think, are so frightened by those who cannot: the dead.

Well, I started thinking about what you were saying about how your movies need to make a profit. Now, what is the one thing, if you put it in a movie, it'll be successful?

Do you still believe it impossible we exist? You didn't actually think you were the only inhabited planet in the universe. How can any race be so stupid?

Modern man is a hard-working human.

He's too short, he's too... tall, he's... just not going to work.