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Gershon Legman Quotes

Murder is a crime. Describing Murder is not. Sex is not a crime. Describing sex is.

Murder is a crime. Describing Murder is not. Sex is not a crime. Describing sex is.

Gershon Legman
Sex, Murder, Crime
Love & Death: A Study in Censorship (1949)

Of the two smartest creatures on the earth, man and the dolphin, each thought they were smarter than the other. Man thought he was smarter because he built many things and did much work, while the dolphins just played all day. The dolphins thought they were smarter for the same reason.

Gershon Legman
Men, Two, Dolphins

Most women loathe limericks, for the same reason that calves hate cookbooks.

Gershon Legman
Hate, Women, Reason

Any man that can't find what he is looking for in a thousand women is really looking for a boy.

Gershon Legman
Boys, Men, Thousand
Gershon Legman (1982). “No laughing matter: an analysis of sexual humor”, Indiana Univ Pr

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