What I'm trying to do is get this message out about self-empowerment, entrepreneurial spirit and true Americanism - the way we were when we changed the world, when Edison was alone, failing his 2,000th time on the lightbulb.
I don't fancy myself a political commentator. I hate politics. I hate it.
When did it become a problem to be a small businessman and become successful? The small businessman - like my father, or like me?
Please stop teaching my children that everyone gets a trophy just for participating. What is this, the Nobel Prize? Not everybody gets a trophy.
We should reject big government and look inside ourselves for all the things that built this country into what it was.
Remember, beneath every cynic there lies a romantic, and probably an injured one.
What does it mean to be a conservative? I don't even know anymore. I know what it means to me. It means to me, personal responsibility. That if I've done something wrong, its up to me to pay the price. It's up to me to make it right.
I think every American has a role in saving this country. Whether you're Democrat, Republican, independent, it doesn't matter. We all know the country's in trouble. We may disagree on how to solve it, but we all know the country's in trouble.
And I've come to the place where I believe that there's no way to solve these problems, these issues - there's nothing that we can do that will solve the problems that we have and keep the peace, unless we solve it through God, unless we solve it in being our highest self. And that's a pretty tall order.
This is the disease in America. It's not just spending. It's not just taxes. It's not just corruption. It is progressivism. And it is in both Parties. It is in the Republicans and the Democrats.
When you live in an alcoholic family or an abusive family, you tiptoe, you don't want to step on any mines.
I am like Howard Beale. When he came out of the rain and he was like, none of this makes any sense. I am that guy.
Progressivism is the cancer in America, and it is eating our Constitution. It was designed to eat the Constitution, to progress past the Constitution.
Hello, my name is the republican party, and I have a problem. I am addicted to spending and the government - and a big government. I would like one of them just to stand up and say that.
It's a real blessing for me to tell you, sir, that calvary has arrived - Fox is here!
Music is the language of the heart, and conservatives always screw it up.
The most used phrase in my administration if I were to be President would be 'What the hell you mean we're out of missiles?'
When you're true to yourself - not the audience that reads about me in the newspaper or sees a clip someplace, but the audience that actually comes and watches, just like Oprah - they get to know you and they sense something genuine.
Oh yeah brother I was right they started in with that mormon vudo right off the bat as soon as we walked in everybody was friendly. One of them who later became known to my family as the amazing Mr. Plastic Man even told me that he loved us. Please there are times I don't even like us how could you possibly love us. I was thinking spend some time with me pal and I'll cure you of that.
Money doesn't talk. It screams.
America, I'm gonna shoot straight with you, I think I've wasted your time. I think this is the first time I have wasted an hour of your time. I apologize for that.
I say on the air all time, "if you take what I say as gospel, you're an idiot."
I mean a racist, hate-filled host who is openly trying to get people to be violent would have zero viewers in the America I know and love.
I think it's about time we legalize marijuana... We either put people who are smoking marijuana behind bars or we legalize it, but this little game we are playing in the middle is not helping us, it is not helping Mexico and it is causing massive violence on our southern border... Fifty percent of the money going to these cartels is coming just from marijuana coming across our border.
By the way, I'm not just one man with a chalkboard. I'm one man with four chalkboards.
