Now son, you don’t want to drink beer. That’s for Daddies, and kids with fake IDs.
Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achille's heel, if you will.
From now on walking is my beer and feeling good is my hangover.
Ah, good ol’ trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die.
When I was seventeen I drank some very good beer I drank some very good beer I purchased With a fake ID My name was Brian McGee I stayed up listening to Queen When I was seventeen
The other day, I was so desperate for a beer, I snuck into the football stadium and ate the dirt under the bleachers.
No TV and no beer makes Homer something something.
