Beer Quotes

Hops are a wicked and pernicious weed.

Does anybody have, a cold beer for Steve Austin?!??!!?

Give my people plenty of beer, good beer, and cheap beer, and you will have no revolution among them.

The whole world is drunk and we're just the cocktail of the moment. Someday soon, the world will wake up, down two aspirin with a glass of tomato juice, and wonder what the hell all the fuss was about.

The greatest minds are capable of the greatest vices as well as of the greatest virtues.

The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.

I'm not God but if I were God, ¾ of you would be girls, and the rest would be pizza and beer.

A good local pub has much in common with a church, except that a pub is warmer, and there's more conversation.

I don't think I've ever stepped into a gym - they won't let me smoke there. I just thank God Miller Lite isn't as fattening as most beers. If I cut back on beer, though, I'd look anorexic.

Whenever the devil harasses you, seek the company of men or drink more, or joke and talk nonsense, or do some other merry thing. Sometimes we must drink more, sport, recreate ourselves, and even sin a little to spite the devil, so that we leave him no place for troubling our consciences with trifles. We are conquered if we try too conscientiously not to sin at all. So when the devil says to you: do not drink, answer him: I will drink, and right freely, just because you tell me not to.

You will not be able to stay home, brother./You will not be able to plug in, turn on and cop out./You will not be able to lose yourself on skag and skip,/Skip out for beer during commercials,/Because the revolution will not be televised.

I was never able to have three of four beers. One's too many, and ten just ain't enough. Basically it's the way I've been since high school.

Bad men live that they may eat and drink, whereas good men eat and drink that they may live.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

We should look for someone to eat and drink with before looking for something to eat and drink.

An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.

A drunk was in front of a judge. The judge says "You've been brought here for drinking." The drunk says "Okay, let's get started.

I'd rather have a free bottle in front of me than a prefrontal lobotomy.

I am not an Athenian or a Greek, but a citizen of the world.

Men are nicotine soaked, beer besmirched, whiskey greased, red-eyed devils.

My rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite smoking cigars and also the drinking of alcohol before, after and if need be during all meals and in the intervals between them.

I once shook hands with Pat Boone, and my whole right side sobered up!

An oppressive government is more to be feared than a tiger.

All my life I just wanted to be a beatnik. Meet all the heavies, get stoned, get laid, have a good time. That's all I ever wanted. Except I knew I had a good voice and I could always get a couple of beers off of it. All of a sudden someone threw me in this rock 'n' roll band. They threw these musicians at me, man, and the sound was coming from behind. The bass was charging me. And I decided then and there that that was it. I never wanted to do anything else. It was better than it had been with any man, you know. Maybe that's the trouble.

I'm only a beer teetotaler, not a champagne teetotaler; I don't like beer.