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I have never felt comfortable around people who talk about their feelings for Jesus, or any other deity for that matter, because they are usually none too bright... Or maybe stupid is a better way of saying it; but I

I have never felt comfortable around people who talk about their feelings for Jesus, or any other deity for that matter, because they are usually none too bright... Or maybe "stupid" is a better way of saying it; but I have never seen much point in getting heavy with either stupid people or Jesus freaks, just as long as they don't bother me. In a world as weird and cruel as this one we have made for ourselves, I figure anybody who can find peace and personal happiness without ripping off somebody else deserves to be left alone. They will not inherit the earth, but then neither will I.

Hunter S. Thompson
Jesus, Stupid, Long
Hunter S. Thompson (2012). “The Great Shark Hunt: Strange Tales from a Strange Time”, p.489, Pan Macmillan

Did you see Bush on TV, trying to debate? Jesus, he talked like a donkey with no brains at all...It was pitiful...I almost felt sorry for him, until I heard someone call him 'Mr. President,' and then I felt ashamed.

Hunter S. Thompson
Jesus, Sorry, Brain

Jesus! Did I SAY that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me? I glanced over at my attorney, but he seemed oblivious.

Hunter S. Thompson
Jesus, Thinking, Talking
Hunter S. Thompson (2011). “The Great Shark Hunt: Strange Tales from a Strange Time”, p.532, Simon and Schuster

The Jews don't beleive in Jesus! Why should I?! WHOOOEEEE!!

Hunter S. Thompson
Jesus, Religion, Should

Jesus man! You don't look for acid! Acid finds you when it thinks you're ready.

Hunter S. Thompson
Jesus, Men, Thinking
"Fear and Loathing: On the Campaign Trail '72". Book by Hunter S. Thompson, 1973.

There may be flies on you and me, but there are no flies on Jesus.

Hunter S. Thompson
Jesus, May
Hunter S. Thompson (2011). “Kingdom of Fear: Loathsome Secrets of a Star-Crossed Child in the F”, p.29, Simon and Schuster

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