I guess if you're stupid enough to join the army without thinking about getting shot at, then you really are a fool.
If the Army helped towards my tuition fees I would then give them four years of my life.
And the one job my father knew of, that he'd had experience of himself, was the Army, so he could help me in that direction.
My dad was in the Army. The Army's not great pay, but, you know, we moved from Army patch to Army patch wherever that was. The Army also contributed to sending me off to boarding school.