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You have the Super Soaker filled with holy water?” “Yeah. I sucked it out of the church. You know that bird-bath thing they got right up front?” “The baptismal font?” “That’s it. They got it filled with holy water, free

You have the Super Soaker filled with holy water?” “Yeah. I sucked it out of the church. You know that bird-bath thing they got right up front?” “The baptismal font?” “That’s it. They got it filled with holy water, free for the taking.” “Brilliant,” I said to Lula. She tapped her head with her finger. “No grass growin’ here.

Janet Evanovich
Water, Bird, Church
Janet Evanovich (2011). “Smokin' Seventeen”, p.119, Hachette UK

I was going to go to church, but I decided to get doughnuts instead.

Janet Evanovich
Church, Doughnut, Decided
Janet Evanovich (2007). “More Plums in One: Four to Score, High Five, and Hot Six”, p.164, Macmillan

You'd tell me if we were getting married, wouldn't you? I mean, you wouldn't just appear on my doorstep one day and say we were due at the church in an hour.

Janet Evanovich
Mean, Church, One Day
Janet Evanovich (2011). “Seven Up: The One With The Mud Wrestling”, p.69, Hachette UK

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