Group texts are the worst. They're like a terrible, technological snowball, coming down a mountain, and you can't stop it.
I'm going to use whatever God blesses me with as a platform to tell the world that God is for you. He proved it through sending Jesus down here to die for us and be resurrected. And for us that gives us second chances and it gives us hope, and so we spread that message everywhere.
My parents were hoarders before hoarding was cool
Go to where the ducks are. Forget the duck calls. If you go where the ducks are coming, you're going to shoot more ducks.
A duck tastes the same whether they're shot sitting or flying.
We simply want to follow God because we knows of the happiness it will bring, that's the reason that we chose to be open about our beliefs.
I'm just a simple guy. I love being at my house with my family. I love playing dominos and card games and hunting and fishing. That's just what I like to do.
My wife hates the beard. When we dated, I would grow it out during duck season. She said she could handle anything for three months - but now I have it all the time.
I'm into the true meaning of Christmas - Faith, Family, and Facial hair.
At the end of the day, I love eating duck. It's the best thing you can eat on this earth, especially grilled with jalapenos and cream cheese.
