Ducks Quotes

Kinky sex involves the use of duck feathers. Perverted sex involves the whole duck.

I'm so quick, I could spit in the wind, duck, and let it hit the old lady behind me.

If you want a chicken to be a duck, and a duck to be a chicken, you will suffer.

No one blames a pilot who takes refuge in port when the storm begins to blow. It is not cowardice to duck under a bullet; what is wrong is to defy it only to fall and never rise again.

We survive our way through basketball hoping the #‎ Lakers will survive and we hope for the #‎ Kings and for the #‎ Ducks and we want them all to succeed but if you are a true fan and especially if you are a #‎ Dodgers fan deep down inside you are saying please get out of the way, get off the stage, here come the DODGERS!

Chess is a matter of delicate judgement, knowing when to punch and how to duck.

Some parents say it is toy guns that make boys warlike. But give a boy a rubber duck and he will seize its neck like the butt of a pistol and shout 'Bang!'

Popularity should be no scale for the election of politicians. If it would depend on popularity, Donald Duck and The Muppets would take seats in senate.

Life is a rush into the unknown. You can duck down & hope nothing hits you, Or stand as tall as you can, show it your teeth & say: "Dish it up, baby, and don't be stingy with the jalapenos." - must be female ;-)

You don’t have a snail problem, you have a duck deficiency.

Today, we are shapers of the world of tomorrow. That is plain truth. There is no way we can duck the responsibility, and there is no reason why we should.

A duck call in the hands of the unskilled is one of conservation's greatest assets

If it looks like a duck, quacks like a duck, it's a duck!

Painting is sometimes like those recipes where you do all manner of elaborate things to a duck, and then end up putting it on one side and only using the skin.

My torso is short, but my arms are really long and gangly and my legs and my neck, and my feet and hands are really long, and I look like a duck.

Once I saw a duck walking down the street so I went into Subway and ordered two pieces of bread, and they informed me that they could not do that, like there was some speical rule at Subway that two pieces of bread weren't allowed to touch. So the woman asked me what I wanted on the sandwich and I said I do not care, it is for a duck, and she was like oh then it's free. I was not aware that ducks eat for free at Subway. It's like give me a chicken fajita sub, but don't worry about ringing it up, it is for a duck.

My motto is water off a duck's back. Meaning: don't let negativity weigh you down, perpetuate positive thinking.

If you want to fly with the eagles, don’t swim with the ducks!

Tonight's December thirty-first, something is about to burst. The clock is crouching, dark and small, like a time bomb in the hall. Hark, it's midnight, children dear. Duck! Here comes another year!

Flapping my arms I began to cluck, look at me, I'm the disco duck.

An optimist is someone who figures that if it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck, it's the bluebird of happiness.

I find a duck's opinion of me is very much influenced by whether or not I have bread.

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks, what'll it be? The duck doesn't answer because it's a duck.

Have you seen a duck gliding smoothly on water? Does it ever look like it is paddling furiously underneath the surface? I don't have to show that I am working very hard.

If you should rear a duck in the heart of the Sahara, no doubt it would swim if you brought it to the Nile.