Jeff Kinney Quotes - Page 2

Greg starts a middle school and asks: Why is "bullies" such a big PROBLEM? And says people need to shave twice a day.

I'll be famous one day, but for now I'm stuck in middle school with a bunch of morons." - Greg Heffley.

Holly is the fourth-prettiest girl in the class, but the top 3 all have boyfriends. So a lot of guys like me are doing everything they can to get in good with her.

I didn't really know what to expect from detention but when I waked into the room, the first thought I had was, I don't belong in here with these future criminals.

I got to give mom credit for how she handled it.She didn't try to pry and get all the details. All she said was that I should try to do "the right thing" because it's our choices that make us who we are. I figure that's pretty decent advice. But I'm still not 100% sure what I'm going to do tomorrow.

Mom is always saying I'm a smart kid, but that I just don't apply myself.

Youre gonna grow up and marry some ice cream! Haha!

hay he's a great writer and i like him a lot

hey guys i would like you to try this book you will love it!

that if you don't read nobody does

Then one day, this kid named Darren Walsh touched the Cheese with his finger, and that's what started this thing called the Cheese Touch. It's basically like the Cooties. If you get the Cheese Touch, you're stuck with it until you pass it on to someone else. The only way to protect yourself from the Cheese Touch is to cross your fingers.

hot pink looks cute on only janet which is MEEEEEEE!!!

The best person I know is Myself.

So if you want to find somebody to blame for the way i am, I guess you'd have to start with the public education system.

When I first learned about Abrams and saw the types of books they were making, I knew I wanted my books to be published by them. Abrams books are special-when you hold one in your hands, you have the feeling that this book needed to be made. I once heard an artist say that books are fetish objects-I think Abrams gets that, because their books demand to be treasured. So who better to give comics art its proper due? I feel privileged to have found a home with Abrams.

hope your birthday is hot hot hot

I think Diary of a Wimpy kidis sooooo good!!!!!!!

I've seen a lot of movies where a kid my age finds out he's got magical powers and then gets invited to go away to some special school. Well, if I've got an invitation coming, now would be the perfect time to get it

I'm not really sure what makes a book a 'classic' to begin with, but I think it has to be at least fifty years old and some person or animal has to die at the end.

I think goodreads is the best place to look for books

Chirag: Rowley, do you think I exist? Rowley: Nope! I can't even hear you or see you!

I don't know if this makes me a bad person or whatever, but it's hard for me to get interested in other people's vacations.

Back in those days it was just me swimming around in the dark, doing back flips and taking naps whenever I want.

He got the crib, so for the first few months of my life I had to sleep in the top dresser drawer, which I'm pretty sure isn't even legal.

I only work on my books at nights and at weekends. It is really just like a hobby.