What if you could find brand new worlds, right here on Earth, where anything is possible? Same planet, different dimension. I've found the gateway.
There's no better feeling than making your little girls laugh.
With kangaroos, you say 'Sit!' and they start boxing with you. They're nuts!
When you have little girls, you're the coolest person in the world. I know at some point that's going to end; in their adolescence I'll become the opposite of that, especially if I'm parked outside a high school party.
I've always been known as the fat kid from Stand By Me.
Playing professional football is something I'll never be able to do.
With Jerry Bruckheimer, you know you'll get your money's worth. You're getting huge action sequences, it's going to be funny, and you know it's going to look great.
Horror movies are here to stay, you know? It's not a fad. Even the musical has gone in and out of style from time to time. Horror movies have always been around.
Dogs are the only mammals that will actually stare and look into a human’s eyes.
Buddy of mine once told me that he'd rather fly a jet than kiss his girl. Said it gave him more of a kick.
I think it's chauvinistic to think that women don't like to get scared.
I don’t want to react because I don’t want them to know it’s a bad word, but I want to encourage them to talk so I’m like, ‘That’s good!’
To play a lawyer and have one year of law school under your belt, you sort of know what you're talking about! I'm able to memorize the legal courtroom stuff a lot faster than I would have been able to otherwise.
It's a different experience to be with your kids when your spouse isn't around.
I like wearing my wedding ring, it's nice.
I get very nervous when I have to take my wedding ring off.
What dark corner of the soul did you crawl out of?
I'm the kind of guy who can't keep a plant alive for a week, let alone a relationship.
