In reality, everyone is good in bed. Close eyes. Shutdown brain. Pause as necessary. Restart brain. Open eyes. What's there to not be good at? Bed is the one place where laziness is rewarded.
Actually, cats do this to protect you from gnomes who come and steal your breath while you sleep.
I'm just saying it's easier to kill a cat than dispose of a car.
You'd really spend about a hundred dollars for fake testicles for your cat? I'm not sure I'd spend that for fake testicles for myself.
