John Mayer Quotes - Page 3

I believe that my life's gonna see the love I give returned to me.

Numb is the new deep.

I went to my library, right? And I started to research the Bill of Rights and I did not technically find anything that said all Americans shall eat shrimp with whoever they like. But, I found some things that are close enough to infer that I am within my legal rights to enjoy seafood with whomever I choose.

I've never done anything because I thought it would look cool.

People want to see musicians sing things that come from their own mind and own heart in real time, responding to the moment for them.

When you trust your television What you get is what you got Cause when they own the information, oh They can bend it all they want.

A man's got two shots for jewelry: a wedding ring and a watch. The watch is a lot easier to get on and off than a wedding ring.

I mean there are so many different colors of life, of feeling, of articulation... so when I meet someone who's an 8-color type... I'm like, 'Hey girl, magenta!' and she's like, 'Oh, you mean purple!' and she goes off on her purple thing, and I'm like, 'No - I want magenta!'

I've figured out my learning curve. I can look at something and somehow know exactly how long it will take for me to learn it.

I can't describe it in words, but I can see it in my head, its color, its light, its shapes, and I've managed to synthesize my love for myself by way of many different reasonings and processes, and I've been able to really synthesize my own satisfaction and things that do it for me. They've usually been self-taught, self-instructed, self-refined. So to be with anybody else has to somewhat lie in that comfort zone I've created with myself so well.

I'd like to think the best of me was still hiding up in my sleeve.

The outcome of a still veracitless life. Am I livin' it right?

High School is like a spork: it's a crappy spoon and a crappy fork, so in the end it's just plain useless.

I am who I am because of Dave Matthews Band

I have masturbated myself out of serious problems in my life.

I believe in blues, and I believe that it's been misrepresented.

Fathers be good to your daughters, daughters will love like you do. Girls become lovers, who turn into mothers, so mothers be good to your daughters, too.

I need some kind of emotional stake in it to write my lyrics, assuming that place. It might just be an emotion I understand but am not currently experiencing necessarily.

I've always said I've got the coolest fans, and I brag about you like grandchildren when I talk to other artists.

We're supposed to lose our friends to time, at an age when we're ready to agree to the terms of having lived a long life. Not now.

I can't even explain to you how terrible that feels, that I equate dating a woman with punishment, shame, guilt, disappointment, reproach, reprimand, persecution. It's a nightmare.

I don't jerk off because I'm horny. I'm sort of half-chick. It's like District 9. I can fire alien weapons. I can insert a tampon. No, I do it because I want to take a brain bath. It's like a hot whirlpool for my brain, in a brain space that is 100 percent agreeable with itself.

I'm a good music provider, and I'm fine with that. I'm a quality music manufacturer.

God only knows how much I'd love you if you let me, but I can't break through at all.

No matter what I do, I'm going to earn it.