Masturbation Quotes

The only shame in masturbation is the shame of not doing it well.

My friends keep telling me I'm doing it with Mary Palmer. That's not true - I'm too busy masturbating to meet anyone new.

Love is what makes sex more than masturbation. If there is no love even if you are really with a partner you masturbate with a partner.

We know that more than seventy to eighty percent of women masturbate, and ninety percent of men masturbate, and the rest lie.

Masturbation: the primary sexual activity of mankind. In the nineteenth century it was a disease; in the twentieth, it's a cure.

But it was I - yes I - who discovered the link between excessive masturbation and entry into politics!

I have masturbated myself out of serious problems in my life.

Stars today are just masturbation images.

Masturbation! The amazing availability of it!

If masturbation is a crime then I should be on death row.

Everyone thinks their whole life should be at least as much fun as masturbation.

Women are denied masturbation even more severely than men and that's another method of control-they're not taught to please themselves.... Most women-it takes them a while to warm up to the "situation" but once they get into it, I'm sure they're going to get just as hooked as-well, everyone I know is!

What I like about masturbation is that you don't have to talk afterwards.

A woman occasionally is quite a serviceable substitute for masturbation.

In masturbation there is nothing but loss.

Masturbation is good for the right arm.

Female masturbation is permissible unconditionally.

Masturbation is great for the right arm

Somewhere, there's someone who's masturbation ritual ends with them setting up ventriloquist dummies facing the bed. I mean, someone else.

Masturbation is nothing to be ashamed of. It's nothing to be particularly proud of, either.

German radicalism: freedom-masturbation.

I jerk off 'til I bust blood.

Contempt for others, like masturbation, is best as a secret pleasure.

Well, one thing you can say for masturbation... you certainly don't have to look your best.

Philosophy is to science as masturbation is to sex.