Take life with a pinch of salt A shot of tequila and a wedge of lime Do nothing at all But take your time
You've had a long working life As everyone knows You can now do nothing at all And then have a doze Enjoy Your Retirement
At last some time for pleasure trips And do what you want to do The time to just take your time It's toodle-oo to time that flew Those plan A's and B's Coming down of that dusty shelf; it's your time now just for you To do things for your self.
As a chapter closes in your life, And a new one starts for you, May your years be filled with all the things You've been looking forward to!
Congratulations on your well deserved retirement, Wishing you every happiness in the years ahead. No lying about your age, more lying around the house After lying much longer in bed
Free... Yes...FREE time Is what retirement brings Leisure, lounging and loafing And other lazy things
It's Good...But No more rush hour driving To start and end your day No more early alarm calls But..much less pay No more back stabbing Or rising to the bait No more phone calls from the boss Asking you to work late But...having to get by On half your hourly rate Now you have all day To sit or doze to stay to go Anywhere you like... ..cheaply You've got less dough Travel around the world Do anything you've desired But do it economically Now that you're retired
As a World-trekker, go-getter Retirement won't have you stopping You'll be seen where the bananas and mangos come from At the supermarket....doing the shopping
