Tequila Quotes

When life gives you lemons, get tequila and salt.

We should all believe in something, and I believe it's time for another shot of tequila.

Take life with a pinch of salt A shot of tequila and a wedge of lime Do nothing at all But take your time

And no one drank just one shot of tequila.

Drinking tequila is more about the journey than the destination

When life hands you lemons make lemonade. Then find someone who's life gave them Tequila and have a party.

At least you don’t need a prescription for tequila.

Tequila is my salmon.

After you, it's all cheap tequila.

I have been instrumental in banning bottled water on the set. It hasn't gone that well with the crew... so I replaced it with tequila.

Sublime is something you choke on after a shot of tequila.

If I have a near-beer, I’m near beer. And if I’m near beer, I’m close to tequila. And if I’m close to tequila, I’m adjacent to cocaine.

An ounce of breast milk is even more potent than the finest tequila.

I don't want any dog to be put down.

I just sit around at home, and I have nothing to do, so I am on the Internet all the time.

You just went up and started playing, the audience got into it, and it was just a great high experience. That's what I kind of invented with "Mas Tequila" in Cabo.

Tequila is like acid in a glass.

I usually have a drink before a carpet because I find them really nerve-racking. Usually a tequila. An upper!