Laura Schlessinger Quotes - Page 6

Nothing is irresistible. There is no feeling that is irresistible.

Some women are like elephants. I don't mean size, I mean they never forget.

I spent two yours of my life being anorexic, but I would never dream of throwing up - my God!

That which is horrifying to you don't do to anybody else.

My father was right. Unfortunately, he died before I could tell him.

Sometimes guys avoid things they don't know how to do well.

It's not the worst thing in the world to look different from everyone else.

That's your life. Get used to it. Don't get mad at me- you married him.

The meaning of your life comes through your obligations to others.

My life is what a salmon must feel like. They are always going upstream, against the current.

There's no point in arguing with me- in my mind, I'm always right.

There's no point dating a guy who can't support a family.

I think I average one good sulk a week.

Never sell your soul.

The Declaration of Independence...is not a legal prescription conferring powers upon the courts; and the Constitution's refusal to 'deny or disparage' other rights is far removed from affirming any one of them, and even farther removed from authorizing judges to identify what they might be, and to enforce the judges' list against laws duly enacted by the people.

I'm so happy, I can hardly spit.

There are probably more internet hate sites about me than Charles Manson.

Make believe I'm right.

Language is our way of communicating what we want and who we are.

My way of thinking is better than yours.

Everyone's related to someone who robbed a bank or did something.

Listen, after almost twenty years of call-in radio, I can tell you that the main thrust of too many lives is an overemphasis on feeling good instead of doing good. Being admired and respected by the self and others has taken a back seat to feeling good, or, at least, avoiding feeling bad. And, oh boy, the excuses some of you can come up with for doing so!

If someone has a boy who gets to age 18 without something [a bone] being fractured, that kid has been overly controlled.

The commandment to honor parents was given to ensure that the elderly, although they may not feel wanted by family or society, are still given their appropriate reward.

Everything I say is true.