If you're gonna be two-faced at least make one of them pretty.
If you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do anything.
Before marriage, a girl has to make love to a man to hold him. After marriage, she has to hold him to make love to him.
I've been on a calendar, but I've never been on time.
Suicide, is a persons privilege. I don't believe it's a sin or a crime it's your right if you do. Though it doesn't get you anywhere.
It's not true I had nothing on, I had the radio on.
