A lot of people are using the Church, but not a lot of people are loving the Church.
Jesus, could you please rapture the charismaniac lady who brings her tambourine to church?
So I decided to start a church, for three reasons. First, I hated going to church and wanted one I liked, so I thought I would just start my own. Second, God had spoken to me in one of those weird charismatic moments and told me to start a church. Third, I am scared of God and try to do what he says.
