I believe that laughter is the best emotional Band-Aid in the world. It's like nature's Neosporin.
Why do you have to break up with her? Be a man. Just stop calling.
The more cynical you become, the better off you'll be.
As an actor, the biggest compliment you can get, in my book is for someone to believe that you're the character.
I find the earth to be a place of misery in which I am surrounded by the conformity that kills society.
I have funny bones. If there's ever any kind of tension, I'll always be the one to try and be funny to loosen things up.
A true gentleman doesn’t prefer blondes. A true gentleman doesn’t have any preferences whatsoever.
'Friends' was a true ensemble. There really was no star of the show.
My favorite character on Friends was Joey, because we're both actors. I always thought that was so cool.
I am not bisexual. I am not gay. I have never had sex with men.
The way I look at it, everything is a trade. You acquire some money, so then you've got no financial burdens, but everyone wants your money and so who can you trust? Or you've got no money and you can trust anyone, but then you've got the worry to pay bills. Which is worse?
You can't be funny if you don't have good material.
The phone's not ringing off the hook, but that's ok by me. I feel very fortunate, work to me has become a kind of hobby.
I grew up in Boston, so it's a nice change to be cold after living in California.
Comedy is just to me, maybe it's a natural knack, if I can see where the joke is in the writing and I can see where the setup is and I can tell this is the way to make it.
It's funny - nowadays people that are famous get chased by paparazzi. They have this fame, but they don't have the money to hide from it.
Work to me has become kind of a hobby. I was a part of something that gave me financial independence and the rent is paid. Now it's just about projects that turn me on.
When there's writing that you really trust, it's very freeing as an artist.
This whole acting thing was always just for me and was always an absolute shot in the dark. If it didn't pan out, I had my hammer and tool belt, banging nails again tomorrow if I had to.
I started going gray in my early twenties.
I am not afraid if people think Matt LeBlanc in 'Episodes' is who I am - my friends and family know who I am.
Having kids has been great for me. I have two beautiful step- kids, as well as my own new daughter. They've really helped me to keep my feet firmly on the ground, and life is good. I feel like I'm the luckiest guy here.
Is it better to strive for success as a self-representing artist or try to get your feet wet in the gallery world? That is such a common question these days among artists. I truly believe that most artists will come to a cross road where they will have to decide on which route to take as it's extremely hard to be successful in both worlds.
I really like the half-hour comedy. I really do. I know people that are in movies all the time and they, you know, they don't see their families as much. And that takes its toll over time.
The majority of my background is multi-camera format, which is very broad and a very arch perception of reality. Whereas single camera tends to be more truthful and a little more intimate of a medium. Friends was an education in intelligent comedic banter; in intelligent vernacular. It was an education in scene study. It was an education in group dynamic. I came out of there with a masters degree in comedy.
