Top 5 Quotes by MC Paul Barman

I'll let a mystery gas out of my blistery ass Just to disrupt the misery of history class.

Rap, Class, Hip Hop

Song: School Anthem, Album: It's Very Stimulating

My dandy voice makes the most anti-choice granny's panties moist.

Voice, Choices, Panties

Song: Cock Mobster, Album: Paullelujah!

If you *think* you think outside the box, you're trapped in one.

Thinking, Boxes, Think Outside The Box

Song: Excuse You, Album: Paullelujah!

I found college awkward: another teacher, same old chalkboard. I felt I was shifting backward, when I expected to shoot forward.

Teacher, Rap, College

I just rocked the eye chart, So if you can't see it, now you know it by heart.

Rap, Eye, Heart

MC Paul Barman Quotes