Michael Buckley Quotes - Page 2

Are you familiar with that play? In fact, we're almost living it!

But know this, if you get killed out there I'm going to fire you.

The world is always ruled by a maniac. - Baba Yaga

That's why crazy people are so dangerous. You think they're nice until they're chaining you up in the garage.

But, Dad! We can't leave. Uncle Jake is hurt!" Daphne said. "Besides, that's Pinocchio. I want to get an autograph.

Please, don't hate me because I am beautiful.

..when the first rubber ball smacked her in the head and made her brains rattle in her skull, she knew that something about this dodgeball game was different

If only he can get over becoming a NERD.

And a utility belt! I'm like an asthmatic Batman!

Moth, that wasn't very nice.

Puck stopped his drumming [on his belly] for a brief moment and grinned at Sabrina. I hear they have a lot of plastic surgeons in New York City. If I were you I'd make an appointment for that face as soon as you get there," he quipped. Sabrina scowled and shook a fist at him. "Keep it up, stinkpot, and you're going to need a plastic surgeon yourself." Puck winked. "No need to get all mushy on me, Grimm.

Nothing like a puppet to give you the willies.

Keep your paws off my fiancèe, you flea-ridden stray!

How ironic, she thought, as she fell to her certain death, that at that moment she would have given anything to be a giant goose again.

Now you get off that Pegasus and come down here and start acting your age!" "Honey, he's four thousand years old," Veronica said.

You sick, twisted monster," Sabrina seethed at Pinocchio.

When did you suddenly become Mister Maturity?

I dont know what could possibly distract three pigs enough so that you can get away." Sabrina thought for a moment then grinned. "I know exactly what to do.

So Henry," Puck said as he kicked off his shoes and propped his smelly feet on the kitchen table. "I was wondering what you can tell me about puberty." Henry turned pale and stammered. Sabrina wanted to crawl under the table and die.

Animals shouldn't eat gumdrops! They shouldn't drink tea or chocolate milk, either.

He turned into a rhinocerous," Ms. Smirt said. "He does that," Sabrina said.

And who are you supposed to be? the King of snot-nosed delinquents?

I was going to say he's aimless," the witch replied. "I know he's a bit old to be old to living at home with his mom, but he's had a difficult time holding a job. He's worked at Wendy's, Taco Bell, and Burger King, but it all ends the same way- he challenges his manager to combat, takes over the restaurant, and enslaves his coworkers. Then it's back to video games." - Morgan le Fay

Puck rushed into the kitchen. He looked as if he had just gotten off a roller coaster. "That was awesome!" he cried. "The arrow coming out is totally more fun to watch going in.

Snow, get behind me!" Charming shouted as he leaped to his feet. "I'll handle this brute." "Billy", the teacher cried. "This is the twenty-first century, Women don't need the white knight routine anymore. I can fight my own battles.