Top 9 Quotes by Michael Flanders

If God had intended us to fly, he'd have never given us railways.

If God had intended us to fly, he'd have never given us railways.

Given, Flanders, Railway

January brings the snow / Makes your feet and fingers glow / February's ice and sleet / Freeze the toes right off your feet / Welcome March with wintry wind / Would thou wer't not so unkind / April brings the sweet spring showers / On and on for hours and hours.

Michael Flanders

Sweet, Spring, Ice

The purpose of satire has been rightly stated as to strip off the veneer of comforting illusion and cosy half truth, and our job, as I see it, is to put it back again!

Michael Flanders

Jobs, Comforting, Purpose

Always be sincere, whether you mean it or not.

Michael Flanders

Mean, Sincerity, Sincere

"Song: "The Reluctant Cannibal"". 1991.

Eating people is wrong...

Michael Flanders

Ice Cream, People, Eating

"Song: The Reluctant Cannibal (At the Drop of a Hat)". 1956.

One of the great problems of the world today is undoubtedly this problem of not being able to talk to scientists, because we don't understand science; they can't talk to us because they don't understand anything else, poor dears.

Michael Flanders

World, Able, Today