What is the world coming to when you get a red card and get fined two weeks' wages for calling a grown man a wanker?
I never make predictions and I never will.
Glasgow Rangers. God I loved playing for them
I got eight O-levels at school...zero in every subject.
I'll tell you the truth; I had a double brandy before the game but, before, it used to be four bottles of whisky. Not any more. I was fine. I had a glass of wine after the game. But it was just a mouthful.
No one is ever going to be as good as I was
I'll tell you what my real dream is. I mean my absolute number one dream that will mean I die a happy man if it happens. I want to see a UFO. They're real. I don't care if you look at me like that. UFO's are a definite fact and I've got to see one soon.
I don't know whether I will drink again in my life but I didn't drink yesterday, I am not drinking today and I'll try not to drink again tomorrow.
I've had 14 bookings this season-eight of which were my fault, but seven of which were disputable.
Daft as a brush? I'm daft, but I'm not daft as a brush!
A boy is better unborn than untaught.
I know I would have had a lot more trophies in my cabinet if I went with him [Sir Alex Ferguson].
But if I wasn't playing, I would drink Saturdays, then Sunday, then Monday. Then I would try and train and it was no good, then have another drink just to pass the day away.
I like to help create team spirit in the dressing room. I feel that I've got loads of love to give.
I'm going to do things when they are right for me.
Everywhere I looked life seemed to be full of problems and they were just going to go on and on. It was never going to get any better.
Scholesy is one of my favourite players of all time. He was a great professional who had everything and I used to love playing with him. You could give him the ball in any position, he would take one touch and you would know exactly what the next move would be. [ . . . ] He was magical, pure class.
I would do those 2 years over and over again for the rest of my life
I had to accept that I was an alcoholic, that was the main thing. I think you've got to. But I try not say that I'm an alcoholic. I prefer to say that it's a disease I've got.
I've learnt and I just want to be respected for what I've achieved on the pitch. I know I haven't achieved much off it but I do know I've given pleasure to people watching me play football over the years.
If I want to be a better person for whoever is in my life, I have to learn.
If you're fortunate to have talent and getting paid for something you love doing. All you've got to do is perform for 90 minutes.
I never refused an autograph, never refused to buy someone a drink. Now I'm learning to say I've got other things on, instead of doing it and wondering why.
I know as a manager you have to abide by the chairman's decisions. But his decisions were this team, that team, this player, that player. The chairman is a control freak.
It was a big relief off my shoulder.
