When I was nine I spent a lot of my time reading books about the history of comedy, or listening to the Goons or Hancock, humour from previous generations.
The thing about improvisation is that it's not about what you say. It's listening to what other people say. It's about what you hear.
In fact, I don't watch a lot of contemporary comedy for fear of being influenced by it.
I've never been disappointed by politicians. I've never invested that much in them in the first place.
All disc jockeys are without talent. Noel Edmonds - I can't stand Noel Edmonds.
Am I allowed to call myself working-class now? Because obviously I'm now very rich.