I won't lie, I want to play in the Champions League and challenge for titles.
I can't believe so much media attention is being paid to Fernando Torres and his loss of form, when the answer is staring us all in the face. It's his hair. His moping and ineffectual performances began just in time for the World Cup, which took place just after he substituted his dodgy blonde locks for a more serious brunette do
Carra doesn't like me to fist him before the games, so I give him a high-five instead.
