Everybody hates me because I'm so universally liked.
I think people love each other a little more than they hate each other ... Love has a slim hold on the human corporation, like fifty-one per cent, but it's enough.
My father hated radio and could not wait for television to be invented so he could hate that too.
If there's anything I hate it's the word humorist-I feel like countering with the word seriousist.
