Friendship is being there when someone's feeling low and not being afraid to kick them.
I guess that's how death works. It doesn't matter if we're ready or not. It just happens.
Nothing like a lot of exercise to make you realize you'd rather be lazy and dead sooner.
Ed Wood served a great purpose - mainly making writers feel better about their work.
A birthday wish granted 23 years late is still a birthday wish granted.
You can't show love to someone at the expense of someone else who loves you.
People age even when you're not looking.
In the end, we decide if we're remembered for what happened to us or for what we did with it.
The shortest verse in the Bible is 'Jesus wept.' The only thing wrong with it is the past tense.
That's the thing with suicide pacts. Sometimes they only really work if they catch you by surprise.
Things aren't magically better if that's what you're hoping for. It's not that simple.
Desperate is not a sexual preference.
That's the thing about marriage. It's a shell game we play with ourselves. We're the suckers and we have to lose, but we play anyway because we lie to ourselves that we can win.
Death likes it when you play hard to get.
The only time anyone's admitted they were a Christian before was when they were busy telling me why they're better than me.
