We all have a few failures under our belt. It's what makes us ready for the successes.
Typos are very important to all written form. It gives the reader something to look for so they aren’t distracted by the total lack of content in your writing.
Success only hurts the first time.
Sometimes people do things that hurt and it's not because they mean to. They just do. It doesn't necessarily have anything to do with you, but you end up hurt because of it.
Sometimes the measure of friendship isn't your ability to not harm but your capacity to forgive the things done to you and ask forgiveness for your own mistakes.
Sometimes old things need to go away. That way, we have room for the new things that come into our lives.
It's not a matter of whether or not someone's watching over you. It's just a question of their intentions.
The only thing that lasts longer than a friend's love is the stupidity that keeps us from knowing any better.
Forgiveness is one of the many horrible side effects of loving someone.
Slow and steady wins the race, then wastes no time grinding salt-caked glass in your open wounds.
In the end, you'll know which people really love you. They're the ones who see you for who you are and, no matter what, always find a way to be at your side.
Why do we have to wait for special moments to say nice things or tell people we care about them?
Being prepared for loss is never the same as being ready for it.
The grass is always greener once you don't have to mow a lawn anymore.
There are people I know who won't hurt me. I call them corpses.
Think of life as a giant, fat cat you're in charge of. Sometimes you can control it, but other times, it's going to do what it wants and you have to roll with it. And sometimes you can do everything - everything you're s'posed to do- and it'll still shred all the things you hold dear... The only thing you can really do with life is rub its belly and prepare for the worst.
It hurts to find out that what you wanted doesn't match what you dreamed it would be.
I barely trust established sources of information. I have a hard time finding [Wikipedia], an encyclopedia that anyone can alter, to be a safe way to learn about anything except how many idiots think their opinions are a suitable substitute for facts.
Never confuse the faith with the supposedly faithful.
The key is to commit crimes so confusing that police feel too stupid to even write a crime report about them.
Could you imagine how horrible things would be if we always told others how we felt? Life would be intolerably bearable.
The only way to be truly misogynistic is to be a woman.
You make me understand how wonderful it is for little lizards when they find that one special rock that's perfect for sunning themselves on. You make me lizard-happy.
Ah, sweet alcohol. Like a true friend, you replace the anger with better, louder anger.
Lies are like children. If you don't nurture them, they'll never be useful later.
