Rob Corddry Quotes - Page 2

Sometimes we have to actually say, I think you're really funny, but none of your jokes are going to make it on the air. So just answer my questions. Seriously.

I don't know how this company got the name National Shakespeare Company, because it was literally like retards employing retards.

The first year or so on The Daily Show is pretty intense in terms of travel. You're going to the worst places in the country, talking to the craziest people in the world.

I'd played a lot of best friends, and/or bad guys, which seems to be my lot in life. In romantic comedies there's always a best friend and the woman has a best friend and they always antagonise each other and then they end up together at the end of the movie.

I touched an Oscar once. Friend of mine has one, for writing. As soon as I touched it, he said, Now you'll never win one.

I remember interviewing someone I actually felt bad for, and therefore didn't want to take an ironic stance against him. It actually turned out to be a really funny piece.

Ethanol is, in its pure form, just as much of a sham as oil.

Anything would deserve a sequel if the right elements are there.

I remember saying in college that I would never do commercials.

Pat OBrien knows nothing. Hes on the Hell express.

I've got like a week and a half left, all bets are off.

I am a man who used to wear the tights. We traveled the country doing two Shakespeare plays for bored college students for about a year. I think I'd probably still be doing it now if I hadn't just randomly decided to go to a sketch group audition. That led to doing improv, which led to the Daily Show. But it was fun while it lasted.

This limited theatrical release was a nice little bonus that I never expected.

I didn't hang any pictures in my office for a year because I thought that I would be jinxing myself and have to take them down the next day.

The head writer loves that my character is a boor.

If it's January, I'm dead in three hours. But in June, I'd be hungry, but I'd make it out. I'd find my way without a map or compass. I say that with confidence. I can build a fire without a match.

I get all of my comedy from CNN.

People want other people to know that they share our sensibility even if they're not exactly sure what that sensibility is.

I didn't really feel 100 percent comfortable until we started working on the 2004 election.

My job was basically to look at a good friend completely naked and rub lotion on her back. I was naked too, but I got to put a towel on almost immediately. So I was like, "Well, this is going to be embarrassing, but it's also going to be kinda awesome."

I was going out for absolutely everything that was in Backstage.

If people see me in some sort of niche, then that's fine. As long as it's not "The Naked Guy." I don't care.

I actually got the part. And I thought, Well, I'll do it for a while. I'll just quit if it's stupid.

The show is a satire, which gives us freedom to do anything we want. Satire is the magic word that wipes away any culpability. The media is jealous of this freedom.

I am realizing how old I am 'cause I am meeting so many people that were born in the 80s, which is crazy to me that I was going through puberty and [they weren't] even alive.