Retard Quotes

People say it's easy to make fun of retarded people, but it's not. You really have to explain it to them.

Islam is not a religion, it's an ideology, the ideology of a retarded culture.

Sure, retarded jokes write themselves. But the spelling is always way off.

But there is merit even in the mentally retarded legislator. He asks the questions that everyone is afraid to ask for fear of seeming simple.

Religion is the retarded stepchild of philosophy.

I'm retarded - I mean I'm retired.

..be smart, don't be a retard.

I don't smoke at all. I think that cigarettes are actually retarded. I don't understand why people do that to themselves.

I resent having to prove that I'm not a retard.

Guys are kind of retarded until they're about 30.

I may be ugly and clumsy, but one thing I'm not, I'm not retarded.

If it were a retarded baby and a bright dog, I'd save the dog.

Justin's fan are called Beliebers because it's politically incorrect to use the word retards.

A moving body whose motion was not retarded by any resisting force would continue to move to all eternity.

I collect things that just look retarded.

Revenge is for children and the emotionally retarded.

We feel that animals have the same rights as retarded human nchild because they are equal mentally in terms of dependence on others.

I've been told that I'm incompetent, socially retarded, maladjusted. I still know that I couldn't function in reality. Los Angeles is a good place for me.

Hip-hop ain't died because of the South, that's retarded. When I named the album originally, I thought I bit off more than I could chew but you'd be an idiot to think I'm talking about how the South killed hip-hop or how New York isn't where it should be or where it once was. It was like, "Damn, I need to explain this?" But I thought, "Nah, the proof is right there. We should know what it is." I expect the hip-hop audience to be avant garde. I want them to be where I'm at or beyond where I'm at.

The only time I commit to conspiracy theories is when something way retarded happens. Like Lee Harvey Oswald acting alone.

If no one figures out you are pretending to be retarded, your life will be greeted with treasure.

I'm a bit retarded, like most Americans.

Maybe I'm a supernatural retard.

If you judge a person by the company they keep, then I'm retarded.

I know what you wanted to say, Do you think that electrocution rewired your brain to make you the retard that you are? You can say it, lady.