Life is not always like chess. Just because you have the king surrounded, don't think he is not capable of hurting you.
Human beings were not meant to sit in little cubicles staring at computer screens all day, filling out useless forms and listening to eight different bosses drone on about about mission statements.
It can be liberating to get fired because you realize the world doesn't end. There's other ways to make money, better jobs.
It's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care
Good actors, you always know what they're thinking. That's why they're good actors.
Everybody thinks that actors would be really good at bluffing, but I think it's a little backward.
If you play your cards right things are going to happen in the long run. In the short run, it is anybody's guess.
It's got to be weird to sit in an office all day and deal with these creative types without having any idea of what they do or how they do it.
I can't pull off blond, but I got some blond tips. Which is as close as I'll ever come to being in a '90s boy band.
It's kinda cool seeing people having real fights with people they really know.
When people get in trouble with addiction, it's because they're holding themselves to too high a standard and because they're not meeting it, they have to punish themselves, and it turns into this cycle of failing and falling lower and lower.
It all comes down to probable cause: If you think something's up, maybe you gotta take a look.
Management don't really have any problem at all with firing people. It's a powerful idea that, If I'm not happy, I'll quit. I'll try something else!
If I'm in something funny, I like to try and find some kind of serious line in it that people can relate to.
In corporate levels, it's all about tailoring your shirt and which tennis club you belong to and which watch you are wearing and what did you shoot last week?
I would worry if people always associated me with Larry Sokolov.
